Sudah mati?

Where oh where have you all gone?

A "Comic" of my life.

Ah, since i've been lazy to type-
heres a comic of my life for the past two days.
as for now, I'm screwed as I have not done any kind of work.
Ah, procrastination is bliss. Time for some left 4 dead.


Saturday 21/3/09
PS- Don't tell me I can't draw for crap. Unless it helps you pass 5 minutes? then why not lols


22/03/09

JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

Pras' epic phail!



Lol. XD

Friendly note to everyone (extremely important!!)

So, it has become fairly apparent that many people have fallen into our chinaman's tariff traps and become unexpected victims of his unprecedented cheapness.
CSI- Chinaman Scene Investigation:
Case 1: In McDonalds, Aryan gave Jaws a coupon (yes believe it!) to get cheaper food from the place. Unsuspectingly, jaws used the coupon to buy his lunch. Half way into his meal, our chinaman came into the picture, demanding half of jaw's hash brown. Oblivious to his motif, Aryan grabbed the hash brown and ate his "due amount" of hash brown.
Why? It's because he is Chinese.

Therefore, to everyone out there, please be cautious of this inconspicuous chinaman who lurks around places where there are discounts and sales.

Note: If he offers you free stuff... DONT accept it, you will remain in his debt for many years to come...

"chinese friendly ghetto"

So Jaws and Aryan randomly showed up at my place today.. (typical of two wankers :P:P ) and yeah we decided to head out somewhere "relatively fun". So we headed to Desa Park City, this place by my house. As we walked around, i thought to myself what are we doing in this boring ass high class ghetto. But courtesy of two adventurers in the name of jaws and chinaman, we decided to venture into uncharted territories, behind the great New Zealand ice cream bar. And then as we were admiring the steamboat (which i had never seen before but will soon see often), we glanced at what seemed to be greenland. As we drew closer to this mysterious area... WALAA, a new world beckoned. We spent 2 hours exploring this place our chinaman calls a "chinese friendly haven"( cause of the free facilities and all) . Speaking of chinaman, he was so upset that i hadn't come across this place in the 2 years that i've been here, and he being the chinaman that he is went about seizing every possible opportunity to flick my helpless little tities. Later on we came across these two hot chicks, one was taken and the other wasn't. Jaws and I were smart enough to know our limits. The chinaman on the other hand was tempted to go up and start a conversation with them. After exploring the place, we went over to Al Barkath to have dinner... and jaws ended up eating some tasteless mee goreng which cost him a bomb. (haahhhaahahha)
im bloody tired so someone else finish the story.

The Jas-Style - The Digi Wars with Darlie Toothpaste

One day while I was walking down the stairs of my house, I suddenly tripped and fell and realized that I had crossed into the magical land of narnia. Although medically it is known as a "coma" or colloquially as "Look at what that fucktard is doing", I leaped into the air and clenched my magical stick of energy and thrust myself at Azlan's feet. Although witness accounts of my story allege that I had knelt before that chinese cat that moves its paw, I have to say that Azlan was real.

His voice boomed to me, "Apply to Digi for low sms rates!" And I got up and said "Yes! Though that sounds so much like the TV ad where they were washing shampoo with hair, I'll do it!" And I got out and went about my journey. As I went out of the mystical castle, or as people say "Aryan's house", I saw a saw and a pair of spectacles. Cleverly, I took the the spectacles and glued it to the saw and shouted "HAHA! Fear me monsters of Narnia! I now have a 'see-saw'!" Immediately a large bear came in my way and slapped me on the head. Of course! I remembered suddenly. I forgot to brush my teeth!

So with my trusted see-saw, I plunged back into the depths of the castle and grabbed my Darlie toothpaste. On the way, this spectral creature which resembled my mom shouted "Don't run with that saw around!", but I knew I had to brush my teeth. But I knew thats what the Oompa Loompa's expected me to do, so I quickly grabbed Luke Skywalker's toothbrush, replaced it with my own and brushed the teeth on my saw. Quickly, rust started gathering and I smacked my head. Drats! Of course! The Oompa Loompa's expected me to EXPECT them expecting me to brush my teeth so they replaced my tooth paste with rust cream! CURSE YOU!!

Angered, I rushed to Wonka's Chocolate Factory and burst in saying "OOMPA LOOMPA'S!" But suddenly, this Indian man covered in hair resembling the batman costume appeared. I cursed at him "THATS WHY THEY CALL YOU THE DARK KNIGHT!" But before I knew it, the portal back to reality appeared and I was sucked back to reality- medically known as "waking from a coma", though people know this as "That fucktard finally got his senses". Turns out, I was in my bed trashing from a dream after reading Jas' unbelievably random post.

This is to you Jas,
You made me laugh lol.

Random.

First of all,
HAPPY LEGAL 18th TO YUSUR!

Ok, so i'm bored.
A week off from college.
*Yawn*

Hmmm, this is what i did to pass time.
Pictures are from Yusur's birthday party
by Nique.
=)